·        You remember Don Johnson when he was "cool"

·        You know who shot J.R

·        You remember when Michael Jackson was actually considered something of a sex symbol

·        You practice getting in and out of your car through the windows

·        You owned at least one skinny leather tie.

·        Your first Walkman weighed 10 pounds and was the size of a brick.

·        You wore L.A. Gear tennis shoes.

·        You know the meaning of Wax on/Wax Off

·        You're always "in the mood for dancing"

·        If you can "See Better" with sunglasses that have paint splattered all over the lenses.

·        You can feel St. Elmo's fire burnin' in you.

·        You need a shopping cart to carry your personal stereo with you.

·        You remember what Michael Jackson looked like before the surgery.

·        You go rollerskating every Friday night (not to skate, but to 'hang out')

·        You still want to take Karate...(after you move to California)

·        You watch NYPD Blue thinking, "Well, they're no Crockett and Tubbs, that's for sure".

·        "Outrageous!" is the term to describe something neat and cool

·        You think that Garbage Pail Kids are your children's worst enemy

·        You had a poster of Bo, Luke & Daisy Duke

·        There was nothing to question about Bert n' Ernie living together

·        The phrase "Where's the beef?" still doubles you over with laughter.

·        You went out and purchased the sound track for 'Miami Vice'

·        You remember the magazines of song lyrics

·        If you think Hulk Hogan is the best wrestler of all time.

·        If the best non-slasher movie in your opinion is An American Werewolf In London.

·        Two words: The Clapper.

·        Six words: "This is your brain on drugs."

·        You want to live in 'the Valley'.

·        Ferris Bueller was your idol.

·        You watched 'Star Search' on a regular basis.

·        Every now and then, you blurt out: "Ooh noo, Mr. Bill!!!"

·        If you had an entire wardrobe of Esprit clothing (or coveted one.)

·        If you know the words to the "Oscar Mayer" theme songs

·        Your bangs are teased perfectly to 7 inches above the rest of your hair.

·        Have multi-colored earrings that touch your shoulders

·        Played Upwords, Boggle or Trivial Pursuit (the original) on a rainy afternoon

·        You wore lace gloves with the fingers cut off, bangle bracelets up to your elbows, bright red Reebok high tops and parachute pants to a school dance

·        You're still bitter that WHAM broke up

·        You know whose phone number is 867-5309

·        You drink Diet Coke because Max Headroom told you to

·        You still watch things on Beta tapes

·        You have the tendency to turn up the collar of your polo shirts

·        You never go out for a night on the town without frosted blue eyeshadow and feathered bangs

·        Everything in your wardrobe is either pastel or fluorescent

·        People are constantly gagging you with spoons.

·        You know all the words to "I'm just a bill, sitting up on Capitol Hill" and "School House Rock."

·        The feeling in your thumb is only now just returning after holding down the Atari joystick to control the racecar in Enduro Racer

·        You still can't believe that Milli Vanilli was deceiving you all that time

·        You can sing all the words to "One Night in Bangkok" by Murray Head, and now you understand that it is about chess.

·        You still wear a bandana tied around your leg and/or a ponytail off-center on the side of your head.

·        You know who Martha Quinn is.

·        You still carry your boom box on your shoulder

·        You think David Hasselhoff was awesome in Knight Rider but sucks in "Boob Watch."

·        When you saw luging at the Winter Olympics you poured water down your driveway and tried it yourself.

·        A piece of folded paper and two hands could tell your fortune.

·        Knickers and leg warmers were cool

·        You ever wanted to learn to play "Stairway to Heaven" on the guitar and choreographed "Dancing Queen" by yourself in your room.

·        You had ringside seats for Luke and Laura's wedding

·        You ever had a Dorothy Hammill haircut.

·        You thought a Commodore 64 was the highest technology available

·        You wanted to be "The Hulk" for halloween

·        You want to be "Where Everybody Knows Your Name"

·        'A Different World' kicked butt

·        Remember "Dancin' to a Big Mac at McDonalds!"

·        You know who played Magnum P.I

·        One Phrase, "The Plane, The Plane"

·        You can name at least three members of the Brat Pack

·        Still think banana clips were a godsend

·        Still wear Wet n' Wild makeup

·        If your idea of hi-tech toys is still the heat-sensitive color-changing sticker on Transformers

·        If you remember Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, not Die Hard

·        You still wear your "Members Only" jacket.

·        You still have a couple of those barettes made of woven ribbons.

·        You had snap bracelets

·        You remember when Pee-Wee wasn't a pervert.

·        You had had five pairs of socks on at any given time

·        You still think Donkey Kong can beat Mario up

·        If you still have your scratch-n-sniff sticker collection

·        If you remember when you heard that drinking soda and eating Pop Rocks would make your stomach asplode

·        If you ever used Lee Press-On Nails

·        If you wear jelly shoes

·        You still play with that CASIO SK-1 Keyboard

·        You're still hoping for a New Kids on the Block reunion tour

·        You still argue over who was better: Tiffany or Debbie Gibson

·        Every time you hear the "OH YEAH..." song you think of "Ferris Bueller's Day Off"

·        You still watch tapes of Stingray, McGyver, and Airwolf